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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles)

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael)

Anonymous sent: Their new music is better tbh.

I assume you’re talking about Allstar Weekend/The Tragic Thrills to which I say: “I can still see you standing there, summer tangled in your hair first week of July, first day of my life. My voice shook when I said hello and from that word, we couldn’t take it slow I still can’t believe the way you looked at me” »» “I punched the wall again, but it was stronger than my hands and they were swollen, they were red.”

doktorvondoom:

do you ever look at someone’s art and go “i need to step up my fucking game i’m embarrassing”

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”